A Summer Holiday Called Deathcamp



A Summer Holiday Called Deathcamp
Hull 2001
Written by Zorg Traveller and Ermintrude Dylan
Directed by Zorg Traveller
Staring Zaceus Zinetti, Zorg Traveller, Ermintrude Dylan, Nimrod Ping.

A Summer Holiday Called Deathcamp was a feature film that took five years to make and cost less than a hundred quid.

True Git


True Git
Hull 2002
Written & Directed by Zorg Traveller
Music by Dog Muck
Staring Tommy Concrete, Zorg Travelller, Nimrod Ping, Ermintrude Dylan, Edward Scent

True Git A sordid mess of violence, sex, double-crossing, cross-dressing rancid twaddle. There are problems in the underworld. Anton Different is struggling for survival after his ex-lover, Cat Sexoid Bath, tries to fit him up for her murder. A string of miscreantic accidents ensure that this will not go according to plan. Why has a derranged South African fella persuaded David Bowie to kill his secret brother, Anton Different????Who really is resposible for the death of an entire girls school and the rape and urinatory deaths of 39 pensioners? Can the inept detectives, Muppet and Nugget, really solve this "myriad turd"?

My collection of guitar effect pedals

Effects pedals. Can't live with 'em, can't live without them. Here are the ones I reluctantly tolerate in my life because they are excellent or are shit but were free and or nicked.

Fender Dual Showman 135 Watt Head


 Amplifier and cab setup for Jackal-Headed Guard of the Dead recording session 2013

I got my Fender in 1995 for 175 quid. It is very fucking loud. I think it sounds great for all the heavy distorted music I make. Whether that be stoner, sludge, grind, punk or black metal. If you want a scooped sound or ultra futuristic digitally saturated sound you can fuck off.

Marlique Deluxe

 With The Exploited in Quebec City, Canada at the Envol Et Macdam Festival 2011

I got this in 2011. It is a handmade Indonesian guitar with a set neck and has a very sludgy tone. This is down to the Tesla pickups which are very old school Gibson sounding. It's got Dimarzios in it now for extra intenseness.


Antoria Les Paul Gold Top

 At the Hull Adelphi with Concrete Head in 1995

This guitar ruled, unfortunately it was destroyed in an international whisky accident in Wealdstone 2000AD. I got it in 1994 for a hundred and fifty quid. I instantly replaced the pickups with a Gibson Usa PAF in the neck and a pickup of an unknown make taken out of a Seville semi acoustic because it was massively loud.

Customised Antoria Les Paul

 With Man of the Hour at The Camden Underworld in 2007

My second guitar. I got this in 1984 and it is fucking great. I've had a Khaler trem stuck on it, Grover tuners and it's had Select by EMG & now Dimarzio pickups in it. I'm not sure exactly how old it is as it was second hand when I got it. Not bad for fifty quid.